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Thursday Night Men’s League Preview: Who Needs the World Cup When You Have This?

Week 3 of Akron Indoor Soccer’s Thursday Night Men’s League is here, and if last week’s chaos is any indicator, fans are in for a treat. Between late-game heroics, questionable defensive tactics, and more missed sitters than we’d care to count, this league has already delivered its trademark mix of drama and hilarity. Let’s preview the games, shall we?

Wednesday, 10:30 PM – Jaguares FC (2-0, 6 Points) vs The Knickers (0-2)

Week 3 opens with the midweek special, where Jaguares FC looks to extend their undefeated streak against The Knickers, who are still searching for their first win. Jaguares FC has been an unstoppable force so far, with a high-octane offense that thrives on flashy footwork, quick passes, and the occasional no-look assist that may or may not have been an accident. Their fans have dubbed their playstyle “Jungle Fever,” and with good reason—their relentless attack feels like being chased by a pack of wild pumas.

The Knickers, on the other hand, have had a rough start to the season, but don’t count them out just yet. Known for their “Knick-Knack Attack” strategy, which involves attempting as many shots as humanly possible, they’ve been working on tightening up their defense and improving their communication. Rumor has it they’ve added a new move called “The Elastic Wall,” which involves the defense flexing their positioning like a rubber band. Whether it works or just confuses everyone remains to be seen.

Prediction: Jaguares FC, 7 – The Knickers, 3. Expect Jaguares’ victory dance to rival halftime at the Super Bowl.

Thursday, 8:30 PM – The Dudes (0-2) vs Blacked (0-1)

The opening game of Thursday night pits two winless teams against each other, with both sides desperate to get on the board. The Dudes, known for their laid-back, beach-vibes approach, haven’t quite found their rhythm this season. Their “Pass and Chill” philosophy has produced some beautiful ball movement but hasn’t translated into goals. They’re rumored to be debuting a new “Hustle and Flow” tactic this week, which involves slightly more urgency in the attacking third.

Blacked, coming off a tough loss, are equally eager for redemption. Their strategy centers around controlled possession and “The Blackout,” a sudden, all-out attack designed to catch opponents off guard. Unfortunately, it occasionally catches their own team off guard too. Their coach reportedly introduced a rule this week: “No passing backward unless you’re sure we’re not losing.”

Prediction: Blacked, 4 – The Dudes, 2. Look for The Dudes to spend the postgame discussing what went wrong… over nachos.

Thursday, 9:30 PM – Red Star (1-0, 3 Points) vs BFC (1-0, 3 Points)

This showdown between two undefeated teams promises to be a masterclass in grit and strategy—or a comedy of errors, depending on how you look at it. Red Star, fresh off their debut win, are known for their “Fire and Fury” playstyle, which involves relentless pressing and long-range shots that seem to come out of nowhere. Their midfield maestro has been on fire lately, orchestrating plays like a symphony conductor with a penchant for chaos.

BFC, meanwhile, are a well-oiled machine that thrives on discipline and teamwork. Their “Brick Wall” defense has been nearly impenetrable, and their counterattacks are faster than your Wi-Fi at a coffee shop. They’re also rumored to have been practicing a new set piece called “The Star Snatcher,” designed specifically to counter Red Star’s aerial threats. This game has all the makings of a classic clash of styles: chaos vs. control.

Prediction: Red Star, 3 – BFC, 3. This one has draw written all over it, with both teams leaving it all on the field.

Thursday, 10:30 PM – Unatletico Madrid (1-0, 3 Points) vs Rahas Paws (1-1, 3 Points)

Game of the Week

The late-night feature is a true marquee matchup. Unatletico Madrid shocked everyone with their Week 1 victory, using their patented “Slow and Steady” approach to great effect. They’ve been called the “anti-pressing” team, preferring to lull their opponents into a false sense of security before unleashing a perfectly timed through ball. Their goalkeeper has been a standout performer, keeping clean sheets like it’s their full-time job.

Rahas Paws, on the other hand, are the embodiment of unpredictability. Their “Paws and Claws” strategy mixes moments of brilliance with bouts of chaos, and their ability to score from nearly anywhere makes them a constant threat. Coming off a strong performance in Week 2, Rahas Paws will be looking to climb the standings, but they’ll need to cut down on the defensive lapses that have cost them in the past.

Prediction: Rahas Paws, 4 – Unatletico Madrid, 3. This one’s going to be a nail-biter, with Rahas Paws sneaking a late winner.

Monday, 8:30 PM – Rahas Paws (1-1, 3 Points) vs Off Your Trolley (1-1, 3 Points)

The week wraps up with a Monday night bonus match as Rahas Paws pull double duty against Off Your Trolley. Off Your Trolley bounced back in Week 2 with a gritty performance that showcased their never-say-die attitude. Their “Mad Dash” approach involves everyone sprinting after the ball like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party, but hey, it’s working.

Rahas Paws will have to dig deep to recover from their Thursday night battle, while Off Your Trolley will be fresh and eager to exploit any signs of fatigue. Expect this one to be fast, physical, and possibly a little ridiculous—like a soccer game meets a late-night comedy sketch.

Prediction: Rahas Paws, 5 – Off Your Trolley, 4. Expect some late-game drama and at least one controversial refereeing decision.

Summary

Week 3 of the Thursday Night Men’s League is shaping up to be a thrilling rollercoaster of emotions, skill, and miscommunication. Will Jaguares FC continue their dominant run? Can The Dudes finally get their first win? And will Rahas Paws survive two games in four days? Only one thing is certain: it’s going to be unpredictable, unforgettable, and maybe even a little absurd. See you on the pitch!

Tuesday Night Men’s League Week 3 Recap: Goals Galore, Chaos Ensues, and One Wild Night in Akron

AKRON, OH – Week 3 of the Tuesday Night Men’s League at Akron Indoor Soccer was a whirlwind of goals, drama, and moments that defied both physics and common sense. Fans (and a few begrudging spouses) packed the bleachers for a night of high-scoring affairs, questionable defensive strategies, and plenty of shouting, most of which wasn’t directed at the ball. Here’s your full recap of the action, from the Game of the Week to the late-night nail-biter.

Game of the Week: The Fireballs (1-1-1, 4 Points) 6 – 12 Zubris (3-0, 9 Points)

The Game of the Week delivered on excitement, but not in the way The Fireballs had hoped. It was less a soccer match and more an art installation titled “What Happens When One Team Forgets How to Defend.” The Fireballs came out with fire in their bellies, scoring two quick goals that briefly had their fans believing an upset was brewing. Unfortunately for them, Zubris decided this was the moment to unveil their new strategy: relentless counterattacks and an apparent deal with the Soccer Gods to turn every shot into a goal.

By halftime, Zubris had piled on seven goals, including a 40-yard chip that may or may not have been an accident. The Fireballs showed some spirit in the second half, managing to score a few more and avoid total embarrassment. But Zubris wasn’t done. With their forwards running rampant and their goalkeeper occasionally joining the attack for fun, they ended the game with an eye-popping 12 goals, leaving everyone wondering if they’d brought in a ringer.

The final whistle blew with Zubris celebrating their dominance and The Fireballs staring into the middle distance, pondering how they’d allowed a dozen goals.

Notable Moment: A Fireballs defender’s desperate attempt to head the ball out of danger somehow turned into an own goal. It wasn’t the team’s night.

Mensches over Wins (1-1-1, 4 Points) 4 – 4 Scorpions FC (0-2-1, 1 Point)

In the league’s first draw of the season, Mensches over Wins and Scorpions FC played out a chaotic yet entertaining 4-4 stalemate. The game started slow, with both teams seemingly more focused on not tripping over their own feet than scoring goals. That changed in the second quarter when a Scorpions midfielder unleashed a rocket shot to open the scoring.

Mensches responded with a classic “team effort” goal that involved no fewer than eight passes and one lucky deflection. From there, the match turned into a ping-pong battle, with each team taking turns scoring while simultaneously forgetting that defense is a thing.

Scorpions, desperate for their first points of the season, thought they had sealed the win with a late goal to make it 4-3. But in true Mensches fashion, they fought back, equalizing in the dying moments with a scrappy tap-in that caused their bench to erupt like they’d just won the World Cup.

Notable Moment: A Scorpions forward attempted a bicycle kick so poorly timed it ended with him tangled in the net – with the ball nowhere near him.

Black or White (0-2-1, 1 Point) 3 – 9 My Adidas – Team in Black (2-0-1, 7 Points)

Black or White’s possession-based strategy once again failed to translate into goals, as My Adidas – Team in Black ruthlessly dismantled them in a 9-3 rout. Black or White started the game optimistically, controlling the ball and stringing together some lovely passing sequences. Unfortunately, they seemed allergic to actually shooting, which allowed My Adidas to pounce on every turnover like a pack of hyenas.

By the time Black or White realized they were in trouble, My Adidas had already racked up five goals, including a stunning volley that left everyone – including the scorer – stunned. Black or White managed to score three consolation goals late in the game, but by then, My Adidas was already planning their post-game victory selfies.

Notable Moment: My Adidas’ goalkeeper registered an assist after launching the ball over everyone’s heads to set up a breakaway goal. Black or White’s defense could only watch in horror.

Summit FC (0-2-1, 1 Point) 4 – 6 GFS Fireballs (2-0-1, 7 Points)

The night ended with a thriller as GFS Fireballs narrowly defeated Summit FC in a match that saw more lead changes than a soap opera plot. Summit FC, still searching for their first win, came out swinging and took an early lead thanks to a surprise long-range effort that bounced off the post and in. The Fireballs, not to be outdone, equalized within minutes and then took the lead through a beautifully worked team goal.

The second half was pure chaos. Summit scored twice to take a 3-2 lead, only for GFS to equalize and then go ahead again in the span of two minutes. Summit managed to level things at 4-4 with a scrappy goal that involved at least three players colliding in the box, but the Fireballs’ relentless pressure proved too much. Two late goals sealed the win for GFS, who celebrated as if they’d just won the league.

Notable Moment: A Summit midfielder attempted a no-look pass, only to send the ball directly into his teammate’s back. GFS pounced on the ensuing turnover to score the game-winner.

Final Thoughts

Week 3 was a showcase of offensive firepower, questionable defensive tactics, and the kind of comedy you can only find in a men’s recreational league. Zubris is looking unstoppable, Scorpions finally got on the board (sort of), and Black or White is still trying to figure out how to turn 80% possession into a win.

As we head into Week 4, one thing is clear: this league doesn’t do dull. Stay tuned for more action, more goals, and probably a few more wildly unnecessary bicycle kick attempts.

Kicking Off the Madness: A Look at Week 3 of the Akron Indoor Soccer Women’s League

Welcome back, sports fans! It’s week 3 of the Wednesday Night Women’s League at Akron Indoor Soccer, where dreams are made, ankles are twisted, and nobody can remember if we’re using the blue lines or the red ones. As the teams lace up their boots, slap on their knee braces, and argue over who brought the orange slices, let’s preview the action-packed evening ahead.

5:30 PM: The Buckeye Bullets vs. The Plastics

We open the night with a clash between the undefeated juggernauts in red and the team in pink that loves to shoot… selfies, mostly. The Buckeye Bullets have been firing on all cylinders, with a defense so tight you’d think they’ve been glued together. Meanwhile, The Plastics, known for their stylish warm-up routines and TikTok-worthy celebrations, are coming off a win where they spent more time posing than passing. Will their strategy of looking good over playing well work against a team that hasn’t let in a goal since 1998 (okay, slight exaggeration)? Tune in for the clash of grit versus glam.

6:30 PM: The MissFits vs. Kent

Next up, the MissFits are out for blood—or at least a point—after a tough opening loss last week. Known for their chaotic energy and complete disregard for formation, they’ll face Kent, a team so unpredictable they could either win 6-0 or forget which way they’re attacking. The MissFits have promised to “keep it simple” this week, which for them means only two backflips during goal celebrations. Kent, on the other hand, has been practicing a new tactic called “passing.” Experts say it might just revolutionize the game.

7:30 PM: Susserfuss – Chocolate vs. Y-Town

The prime-time slot belongs to two teams that take their rivalry as seriously as Thanksgiving dinner debates. Susserfuss – Chocolate is sweet in name but ruthless on the pitch, leaving opponents with more bruises than points. Y-Town, however, isn’t one to back down; they’ve got a blend of speed, grit, and just enough trash talk to keep things spicy. Expect a lot of shouting, a few questionable slide tackles, and at least one player dramatically clutching their shin despite no contact. It’s soccer theater at its finest.

8:30 PM: Susserfuss – Vanilla vs. GFS

In the fourth game of the night, it’s Vanilla vs. GFS in what analysts are calling “the most evenly matched clash since somebody brought two identical cheese platters to last week’s potluck.” Vanilla may be the quieter sibling of the Chocolate squad, but don’t let the name fool you; their defense is as solid as your grandma’s fruitcake. GFS, meanwhile, has been working on a bold new strategy: scoring more goals than the other team. Revolutionary! Will it work? Only time will tell.

9:30 PM: Sharp Shooters vs. BB2

Finally, the night wraps up with a matchup featuring the league’s most inaccurately named team, the Sharp Shooters, who have spent more time hitting the crossbar than the back of the net. They’ll face BB2, a team so mysterious that nobody’s quite sure what BB stands for (Best Buddies? Banana Bread? Big Ballers?). Both teams are desperate for a win to avoid being that squad everyone jokes about during warm-ups. Expect desperation, drama, and at least one player pulling a hamstring during an overambitious scissor kick.

Game of The Week – Thursday Night 7:30 PM

The Fireballs 2.0: Starting a Fire or Just Smoldering?

When you name your team after something explosive, people expect fireworks. Unfortunately, the Fireballs 2.0 have been more like sparklers left out in the rain. But hey, nobody said reboots were easy—just ask Hollywood. This squad has heart, hustle, and, according to eyewitnesses, a team playlist that’s 90% “Eye of the Tiger.” Sure, the scoreboard hasn’t been kind to them yet, but they’ve been this close to scoring on multiple occasions (read: one meter wide, maybe two).

The Fireballs are rumored to be debuting a bold new strategy this week: “kick it harder, but not too hard.” Insiders report extra training sessions dedicated to things like “aiming at the net” and “not running into each other during corner kicks.” If they can channel their energy into cohesive play rather than post-goal TikTok dances, they might just surprise everyone—including themselves.

Susserfuss – Strawberry: Sweet and Tart

On the other side of the field, we have Susserfuss – Strawberry, a team that’s equal parts sugar and spice. Known for their uncanny ability to look completely relaxed while causing chaos for their opponents, these ladies play like a dessert buffet: sweet on the outside but dangerous in large doses.

Their performance last week was a mix of brilliance and befuddlement, as they alternated between jaw-dropping goals and passes that ended up closer to the vending machines than their teammates. Strawberry’s secret weapon? A goalie who plays like she’s auditioning for The Matrix, diving in ways that make the crowd question if she has a spine made of rubber. Their defenders have also mastered the fine art of the “accidental” shoulder bump, which is technically legal and highly infuriating.

The Rivalry: A Battle for Dignity (and Snacks)

Though these teams have no historic beef, word around the indoor facility is that this matchup carries a little extra spice. The Fireballs are desperate to get their first win, while Strawberry has been overheard claiming they “can’t lose to a team that brings Capri Suns to halftime.” Shots fired—figuratively, of course, because neither team shoots much on target.

Adding to the drama is the pre-game snack table controversy. Last week, a rogue Fireballs player allegedly swiped a granola bar from the Susserfuss stash. Will this lead to some good-natured trash talk? Probably. Will someone “accidentally” trip over someone else in the box? Absolutely.

What to Watch For

  1. Fireballs’ First Goal: If it happens, expect wild celebrations, confetti cannons, and possibly a full victory lap around the facility.
  2. Strawberry’s Sassy Midfield: Watch for them to dominate the middle of the pitch with no-look passes and smug smiles. Bonus points if they use their classic “pretend to tie a shoe, then steal the ball” trick.
  3. Overzealous Refereeing: We’re predicting at least three questionable handball calls and one impromptu yellow card for excessive celebration.
  4. Fan Antics: The Fireballs’ cheering section is bringing cowbells. The Strawberry crowd retaliates by singing off-key renditions of “We Are the Champions.” Chaos ensues.

Predictions? You Betcha!

Experts (and by experts, we mean the guy who cleans the facility) say this game could go either way. If Fireballs finally find their rhythm—or the goal—their relentless energy could overwhelm Strawberry’s more polished playstyle. However, if Strawberry sticks to their strengths of precision, patience, and mild psychological warfare, they’ll leave the Fireballs roasting on an open flame.

Monday Night Women’s League Week 3 Recap: Scrubs Sparkle, Fire FC Fizzles, and Fabulous Fireballs Stay Hot

The Akron Indoor Soccer Monday Night Women’s League delivered another evening of unpredictable action, comedic missteps, and the kind of heart that only this league can provide. Week 3 saw one team shake off their underdog status, another struggle to find their spark, and the Rusty Shots enjoy the most restful victory of all: the bye week. Let’s dive into the hilarity and heroics from this week’s matchups.

Fire FC (0-1-1) 4-6 Scrubs (1-2-0)

Well, well, well—look who decided to show up! After two weeks of stumbling, fumbling, and generally looking like they’d accidentally wandered into the wrong sport, the Scrubs have finally arrived with their first win of the season. Their 6-4 victory over Fire FC was a blend of inspired effort and—let’s be honest—just enough chaos to keep everyone guessing.

The Scrubs hit the ground running, scoring early and often, which left Fire FC looking less like a soccer team and more like a group of pyromaniacs trying to extinguish their own blaze. The Scrubs’ first two goals were things of beauty, the result of perfectly timed passes and shots that made even the referee do a double-take. Their third goal, however, was pure comedy gold—a shot that ricocheted off the wall, hit the goalie’s shin, and somehow trickled into the net. Hey, they all count!

Fire FC, for their part, fought valiantly. They clawed their way back to make it 4-3 midway through the second half, with one goal coming from a spectacular volley and another that could only be described as “accidentally magnificent.” But just when it seemed like the comeback was on, the Scrubs’ defense tightened up—relatively speaking—and they sealed the win with a pair of late goals, including one from a shot so powerful it might still be traveling somewhere in the Akron metro area.

Key Takeaway: The Scrubs are no longer scrubbing the bottom of the standings! Fire FC, on the other hand, is left to ponder whether “Fire” is still an appropriate name when their offense sputters like a wet match.

Hot Feet (0-2-0) 2-4 Fabulous Fireballs (2-0-1)

In the night’s second game, the Fabulous Fireballs continued their march to greatness with a 4-2 win over Hot Feet, who may need to consider rebranding as “Cold Toes” after another tough outing.

The Fabulous Fireballs were, well, fabulous from the start, displaying the kind of chemistry and creativity that’s earned them a spot near the top of the standings. Their opening goal was a jaw-dropping, three-player sequence that ended with a thunderous shot into the top corner. It was so good, even the opposing goalie clapped.

Hot Feet didn’t go quietly, though. Their first goal was a gritty, determined effort that involved three deflections, a near-collision with the referee, and what might have been an accidental assist from a Fireball defender. Their second goal came shortly after, bringing the game level at 2-2 and giving their fans (or at least their one very loud friend in the stands) reason to hope for an upset.

But the Fireballs weren’t about to let that happen. They turned up the intensity in the second half, scoring two more goals—including one from an almost impossible angle that made the opposing goalie shake her head in disbelief. Their defense held firm after that, thwarting several late Hot Feet attacks that were more enthusiastic than effective.

Key Takeaway: The Fabulous Fireballs remain the team to beat, while Hot Feet might want to consider practicing with the ball more and their cardio less.

Rusty Shots (2-0-0): Bye Week

With the Rusty Shots enjoying a well-earned bye week, the league’s only undefeated team took some time to rest, recharge, and possibly overanalyze their two victories. Rumor has it they spent their Monday night at a local diner, discussing strategy and arguing over who gets credit for their second goal in Week 2’s match.

While some might worry that the Rusty Shots could lose momentum with a week off, others believe this team thrives on a healthy mix of rust and rest. Whether they were plotting their next move or just enjoying unlimited coffee refills, one thing is certain: the Rusty Shots are coming back in Week 4 with their sights set on keeping that perfect record intact.

The Week in Review

Week 3 gave us plenty to cheer about, laugh about, and, in Fire FC’s case, maybe cry about. The Scrubs proved that no team is truly out of the fight, the Fabulous Fireballs reminded us why they’re at the top, and Hot Feet… well, at least they’re still running.

As for the Rusty Shots, their perfect record lives to see another week—but for how long? With each team finding its footing (some more literally than others), the standings could get even tighter in the weeks to come.

So grab your snacks, your foam fingers, and your sense of humor—Monday Night Women’s League is just heating up!

Tuesday Night Men’s League: Akron Indoor Soccer – Week 3 Preview

AKRON, OH – Welcome to Week 3 of the Akron Indoor Soccer Tuesday Night Men’s League, where the action is as intense as the post-game debates about who forgot to bring subs. Week 2 brought us soaring highs, crushing lows, and a goal celebration so elaborate it had to be cut short by the referee (we’re still waiting for the TikTok upload, buddy). With standings beginning to take shape, Week 3’s matchups have all the makings of a drama-filled evening worthy of a Netflix mini-series. Let’s dive into each game and examine the chaos that’s about to unfold.

Game of the Week: The Fireballs (1-0-1, 4 Points) vs. Zubris (2-0, 6 Points)

Kickoff: 7:30 PM

Buckle up, folks, because this one has “instant classic” written all over it. The Fireballs have been smoldering steadily this season, sitting with an unbeaten record but still chasing the kind of explosive performance their name promises. With a high-energy midfield and a defense that looks suspiciously like a game of Twister at times, they’ll need to tighten up if they want to stop the Zubris freight train.

Speaking of Zubris, this squad has been the surprise story of the season. Sitting undefeated at the top of the standings, they’ve found ways to win with a mix of opportunistic finishing and just the right amount of physicality (read: borderline fouls). Their keeper, who may or may not be training in secret with a semi-pro team, has been a fortress, allowing only a single goal in two games. If Zubris continues their current form, they could cement their place as the league’s team to beat. The Fireballs will have to bring their A-game to crack this defensive juggernaut.

Prediction: Zubris holds off a fiery late-game rally to win 2-1. Expect some controversial calls and at least one player dramatically gesturing toward the scoreboard.

Mensches over Wins (1-1, 3 Points) vs. Scorpions FC (0-2, 0 Points)

Kickoff: 8:30 PM

In what might be dubbed the “Philosophical Matchup,” Mensches over Wins will face off against a Scorpions FC squad that is still trying to sting anyone, let alone win. The Mensches looked dominant in Week 1 but stumbled in Week 2, where their “we’re just here to have fun” ethos clashed with a ruthless opponent who didn’t get the memo. This week, they’ll be hoping their midfield maestro can rediscover his rhythm (and his breath) after spending last week’s game chasing the ball like a dog after a frisbee.

Meanwhile, Scorpions FC comes into this matchup winless and, frankly, a little cranky about it. They’ve shown flashes of brilliance – notably, a rocket of a goal that unfortunately hit the wrong side of the net in Week 2 – but have struggled to keep possession. Their most consistent player? The guy who yells, “Calm down, we’ve got this!” every five minutes, despite mounting evidence to the contrary.

If Mensches can stay disciplined and avoid turning this into a scrappy slugfest, they should come out on top. But if Scorpions can harness their raw frustration into cohesive play, we could be in for a shocking upset.

Prediction: Mensches cruise to a 3-0 win, and Scorpions FC ends the night asking existential questions about the point of soccer.

Black or White (0-1-1, 1 Point) vs. My Adidas – Team in Black (1-0-1, 4 Points)

Kickoff: 9:30 PM

This matchup features two teams that couldn’t be more different if they tried. Black or White is a possession-heavy squad that seems to believe the best defense is a really, really slow offense. Their Week 2 performance was equal parts mesmerizing and maddening, as they controlled the ball for 70% of the game but couldn’t figure out how to actually score. There’s talent here, but whether they can turn all those passes into points remains to be seen.

On the other side, My Adidas – Team in Black plays with the kind of aggression you’d expect from a team that takes their name from a sports brand. After a convincing Week 1 win, they faltered slightly last week in a draw, mostly because their forwards spent more time arguing with the ref than watching the offside line. Still, this team has the speed and skill to be a contender, provided they don’t implode under pressure.

This game could come down to who can finish better – Black or White’s plodding, chess-like build-up, or My Adidas’ “kick it and hope someone’s there” approach.

Prediction: My Adidas sneaks a 2-1 win with a late counterattack, and Black or White goes home with an impressive passing accuracy stat and zero satisfaction.

Summit FC (0-1-1, 1 Point) vs. GFS Fireballs (1-0-1, 4 Points)

Kickoff: 10:30 PM

Summit FC, whose name conjures visions of great heights, has spent much of the season stuck in base camp. Week 2 saw them eke out a draw in a match that felt more like an endurance test than a soccer game. Their defenders, while spirited, have developed an alarming tendency to clear the ball into their own half – and sometimes their own net. If Summit can figure out how to connect three passes in a row, they might just climb their way to relevance.

On the other hand, GFS Fireballs have had a promising start, living up to their name with bursts of intensity, even if they haven’t quite set the league ablaze yet. Their attack features a forward who is somehow both their top scorer and the player most likely to dribble into a corner and get stuck. The Fireballs are riding high on confidence, but their tendency to relax when leading could spell trouble against a hungry Summit squad.

Late-night games are often a test of endurance, and with Summit’s eternal optimism clashing against GFS Fireballs’ raw energy, this one could go either way.

Prediction: GFS Fireballs take it 3-2 in a wild, back-and-forth match. Summit leaves with their heads high – and their ankles taped.

Final Thoughts

Week 3 promises another night of high drama, questionable tactics, and possibly a few pulled hamstrings. Will Zubris continue their dominance? Can Scorpions FC finally find their sting? And will anyone remember to set their fantasy league lineups in time? Only one thing is certain: Tuesday night at Akron Indoor Soccer is the place to be. Grab your water bottle, stretch those calves, and get ready for the most entertaining spectacle this side of Taco Tuesday.

Sunday Coed League Recap: Week 2 – Goals, Glory, and Grudges

November 17, 2024, will go down in Akron Indoor Soccer history as a day of lopsided scorelines, unlikely heroes, and a lot of sore muscles. Week 2 was an all-out goal fest, featuring everything from highlight-reel plays to moments that would make a high school P.E. teacher cringe. Let’s dive into the action and relive the chaos!

Team Dauberman 15, Un-Zippers 6 – The Great Un-Zipping

The afternoon kicked off with Team Dauberman absolutely unzipping the defense of Un-Zippers in a 15-6 demolition. Cody Copley and his crew didn’t just win—they staged a goal-scoring clinic, with Copley himself contributing so many assists he started asking the ref if he could get partial credit for them.

Meanwhile, Un-Zippers struggled to keep it together (pun intended), with Bobby Giebel calling for a timeout just to locate the team’s defense, which was last seen wandering around midfield. Despite their best efforts, their zippers were stuck wide open, letting Dauberman score at will.

Highlight Moment: An Un-Zippers player attempting to block a shot with an improvised belly flop. Effective? No. Entertaining? Absolutely.

Zubri’s 7, Latin@s 2 – Salsa on Ice

Zubri’s continued their dominance, showing no mercy to the Latin@s in a 7-2 rout. Radovan Pupovac’s squad looked every bit like a championship contender, executing pinpoint passes and precision strikes that left their opponents dizzy. Even the Latin flair of Latin@s couldn’t keep up, as their salsa-inspired footwork was no match for Zubri’s clinical finishing.

To their credit, Latin@s never stopped dancing—even as the goals rained down. Alvaro Lopez managed a consolation goal late in the game, celebrating with a salsa spin so smooth it momentarily distracted the Zubri’s keeper.

Highlight Moment: A Latin@s defender attempting a no-look backheel clearance… straight into their own goal.

Chill FC 15, Pitch Pirates 10 – A Pirate’s Life for Me

If there was an award for the wildest game of the week, this would be it. The scoreboard couldn’t keep up as Chill FC and Pitch Pirates traded goals like they were on clearance at a Black Friday sale. Aaron Fong led Chill FC with a ridiculous seven goals, playing with such chill confidence that he took a sip of his water bottle mid-run before scoring one of them.

The Pitch Pirates showed incredible heart, with Kattiejean Tibbs rallying her crew to put up double digits. Alas, the Pirates couldn’t stop leaking goals on defense. Apparently, their treasure map was marked with X’s where Chill’s shots landed—directly in the net.

Highlight Moment: A Pitch Pirates player yelling, “I’m open!” and scoring an accidental header after the ball deflected off their face.

Cleats & Cleavage 10, Nameless 1 – The Fashion Statement

Cleats & Cleavage made a grand debut, and boy, did they live up to the hype. Jamie Dean’s squad absolutely dismantled the Nameless, who might want to consider renaming themselves “Goals Needed.” From the opening whistle, Cleats & Cleavage dominated possession, outpacing and outplaying their overwhelmed opponents.

The Nameless squad, led by Seth Vaill, looked like they were playing in slow motion compared to the flash and flair of their opponents. Even their lone goal came courtesy of a wayward clearance from Cleats & Cleavage, but hey, they’ll take it.

Highlight Moment: Jamie Dean executing a rainbow flick over a defender before scoring a goal so stylish, Vogue is considering featuring her in their next issue.

A Really Bad Team 3, Wasted Talent 2 – The Irony Bowl

In the battle of self-deprecating names, A Really Bad Team and Wasted Talent lived up to their ironic monikers in a low-scoring nail-biter. Lauren Lutikoff’s crew eked out a 3-2 victory, showing that they might be really bad… at losing.

Wasted Talent put up a valiant fight, with Martin Untch nearly leveling the score in the final seconds, only to trip over the ball at the most crucial moment. Both teams left everything on the field, including, it seems, their ability to aim for the corners of the goal.

Highlight Moment: A Wasted Talent player screaming, “That was in!” at a shot that missed by at least three feet.

Jaguars 12, [REDACTED] 2 – The Mystery Unveiled

If [REDACTED] was hoping to keep their strategies under wraps, they might want to rethink their approach after a 12-2 drubbing by the Jaguars. Guillermo Alvarez’s squad came out roaring, tearing through the defense like, well, jaguars.

Alyssa Tarter’s [REDACTED] team fought valiantly but seemed to spend most of the game wondering what just happened. By the second half, the only mystery left was how Alvarez managed to score six goals while smiling for the camera in every post-goal selfie.

Highlight Moment: A [REDACTED] defender yelling, “We need a new strategy!” while a Jaguars player ran past him to score.

Serb Patrol 14, Arse ‘N All 2 – Patrol Domination

Serb Patrol is back, baby, and they’ve made a loud and clear statement with their Week 2 performance: don’t mess with Ognjen Krco’s squad. They absolutely obliterated Arse ‘N All, who were left searching for their arses—and their pride—after a brutal 14-2 defeat.

Krco led by example, bagging a hat trick within the first 10 minutes, while the rest of the team put on a clinic in counterattacking soccer. Arse ‘N All, meanwhile, spent most of the game bickering over who was supposed to be marking whom.

Highlight Moment: An Arse ‘N All player congratulating a Serb Patrol goal scorer for “such a great shot” before realizing they were on opposing teams.

Final Thoughts: Goals Galore

Week 2 proved that Akron Indoor Soccer is where dreams are made, crushed, and sometimes hilariously fumbled. From blowouts to near-misses, the league delivered on its promise of fun, unpredictability, and just the right amount of chaos.

As the teams nurse their wounds and ice their knees, one thing is certain: Week 3 is bound to bring more drama, goals, and questionable decision-making. Stay tuned!

Monday Night Women’s League Week 3 Preview: Can the Scrubs Get Scrubbin’? Can Fireballs Stay Fabulous? And Can Rusty Shots Stay Awake During Their Bye?

The Akron Indoor Soccer Monday Night Women’s League is back for Week 3, and while it’s technically “just another Monday,” the stakes are as high as ever. This week, the Scrubs will attempt to scrub away their winless streak, Fire FC will try to prove their name means more than just extinguished dreams, and the Fabulous Fireballs will look to keep their sparkle alive. Meanwhile, the Rusty Shots get a bye week, leaving them free to rest—or, let’s face it, spend the evening perfecting their victory dances.

Let’s take a closer look at the matchups:

Fire FC (0-0-1, 1 Pts) vs Scrubs (0-2-0, 0 Pts)

Kickoff: 6:30 PM

In a battle of the winless, Fire FC takes on the Scrubs in what could only be described as a clash of teams still searching for their identity. For Fire FC, last week’s high-scoring tie against the Fabulous Fireballs proved they can light it up when the heat is on. Unfortunately, their defense also melted like a marshmallow over a campfire, leaving them scrambling for answers. Will Week 3 be the match where they finally put out their defensive fires and pick up a win?

On the other side of the field, the Scrubs come into Week 3 still holding the dubious honor of having zero points. But don’t let that fool you; this team has heart. And while they may be a little short on wins (and maybe some basic passing accuracy), they more than make up for it with a scrappy determination that’s hard not to root for. Plus, they’re due for a bit of luck—if they can keep from tripping over their own shoelaces.

Key to Victory for Fire FC: Remember that the goal is not just decorative. Shooting at it (and hopefully into it) should remain the primary strategy.

Key to Victory for the Scrubs: Pretend the opposing net is full of cookies. Maybe that’ll inspire the offense.

Prediction: Fire FC edges this one out, 4-3, but the Scrubs will win the crowd with their unmatched ability to turn near-goals into slapstick comedy gold.

Hot Feet (0-1, 0 Pts) vs Fabulous Fireballs (1-0-1, 4 Pts)

Kickoff: 7:30 PM

The second match of the night pits Hot Feet against the Fabulous Fireballs in what promises to be a fiery affair—quite literally. Both teams have a penchant for fast-paced play and occasionally chaotic shot selection, which should make for an entertaining evening.

Hot Feet comes into this match still licking their wounds from a tough Week 1 loss. Known for their relentless energy and refusal to stand still (hence the name), Hot Feet’s biggest challenge might just be channeling that energy into actual goals. Their debut performance saw more running than scoring, with one highlight-reel attempt that ended with a player sliding halfway across the turf like a bowling ball after slipping mid-shot.

Meanwhile, the Fabulous Fireballs are riding high after last week’s 5-5 thriller against Fire FC. This squad is proving to be a strong contender, blending fancy footwork with a knack for finding the back of the net. But let’s not pretend they’re perfect—last week, their defense had more holes than a slice of Swiss cheese. If they can tighten things up, they’re poised to stay atop the standings.

Key to Victory for Hot Feet: Take all that speed and energy and aim it toward the net. Preferably with the ball.

Key to Victory for the Fabulous Fireballs: Play defense like their team name depends on it. Because it kind of does.

Prediction: Fabulous Fireballs prevail, 6-4, but not before Hot Feet reminds everyone that chaos can sometimes be just as effective as strategy.

Rusty Shots (2-0-0, 6 Points): Bye Week

It’s a bye week for the undefeated Rusty Shots, and while they won’t be on the field, their presence will undoubtedly be felt. Rumor has it they’re planning a team bonding session, which could include anything from karaoke night to rust removal seminars.

Their perfect record so far has them sitting comfortably atop the standings, but with great power comes great responsibility—or at least, the challenge of staying focused. A bye week is the perfect opportunity for overconfidence to creep in. Will they stay sharp during their time off, or will they show up next week more “rusty” than “shots”?

The Week Ahead

With just two games on the docket, Week 3 might not seem as action-packed as usual, but don’t be fooled. The stakes are high for all teams involved, and the possibility for hilarity and drama is, as always, off the charts. Will the Scrubs finally get on the board? Will the Fabulous Fireballs stay fabulous? Will Hot Feet run their way into the win column? Tune in Monday night to find out—and don’t forget to grab your popcorn (and maybe some earplugs if the Rusty Shots actually go for karaoke).

Coed League – Week 2 Preview

Welcome back, Akron Indoor Soccer fans, to another Sunday filled with kicks, tricks, and questionable fitness levels! Last week was a chaotic start to the season, and if Week 1 was any indicator, we’re in for a rollercoaster. From comeback kids to mystery teams and a couple of players who may or may not know which way they’re supposed to be shooting, here’s your Week 2 preview!

Team Dauberman (1-0) vs. Un-Zippers (0-1) – 3:30 PM

Team Dauberman, led by Cody Copley, stormed into the season with a surprising win last week, proving they’re more than just a catchy name. This week, they’re looking to stay undefeated against the Un-Zippers, who have a reputation for loosening up after the first few minutes… sometimes a bit too loose.

Un-Zippers, under the (somewhat loose) leadership of Bobby Giebel, had a tough start in Week 1, falling short in both scoring and defensive hustle. Rumor has it their goal celebrations were still on point, even if their actual goals were, well, sparse. This week, Giebel and his team are hoping to zip it up – or at least partially zip – and get their first win.

Prediction: Team Dauberman wins 4-2. Un-Zippers might have their zipper moments, but Dauberman is on a roll.

Zubri’s (1-0) vs. Latin@s (0-1) – 4:30 PM

After a solid start, Zubri’s, led by Radovan Pupovac, is ready to flex their winning muscles (and perhaps their corner-kick tactics) against the fiery newcomers, Latin@s, captained by Alvaro Lopez. Last week, Zubri’s displayed the clinical precision they’re known for, combining experience with a touch of finesse that only a team finishing 3rd last session can bring.

Latin@s, on the other hand, struggled a bit in their debut. The new squad is still finding their rhythm but promises to bring energy and Latin flair to the pitch. There’s talk that Alvaro Lopez might introduce a halftime salsa lesson to get his team into the groove – let’s hope the salsa moves are more coordinated than last week’s defense!

Prediction: Zubri’s takes it 5-3, but Latin@s wins the crowd with their moves and endless spirit.

Pitch Pirates (0-1) vs. Chill FC (1-0) – 5:30 PM

It’s the battle of laid-back names, but don’t be fooled – Chill FC is anything but chill on the field. Led by Aaron Fong, Chill FC sailed through their first match last week with a calm confidence that unnerved their opponents. Now, they’re set to take on the Pitch Pirates, who are still recovering from a rough maiden voyage in Week 1.

Pitch Pirates, helmed by Kattiejean Tibbs, is a ragtag group of soccer lovers with no allegiance to the rules of strategy. They’re new to the league but have already set a high bar for creativity, if not for goals. Last week’s outing proved they might need a treasure map to find the back of the net, but their resilience is unquestionable.

Prediction: Chill FC prevails 4-1, with Pitch Pirates stealing one last-minute goal for pride.

Nameless (1-0) vs. Cleats & Cleavage (0-0) – 6:30 PM

Fresh off a bye week, Cleats & Cleavage, led by Ms. Jamie Dean, is making their long-awaited debut. Known for their style both on and off the pitch, this team has been the talk of the league. But will their cleats be as sharp as their game? Only time will tell.

They’ll be facing Nameless, a team that has no need for flashy titles or eye-catching uniforms. Under Seth Vaill’s quiet but calculated leadership, they’ve already notched one win and are looking to double their success. With Cleats & Cleavage back in action, all eyes will be on this matchup to see if substance beats style.

Prediction: A 3-3 draw, with an impressive post-game photoshoot led by Cleats & Cleavage.

A Really Bad Team (1-0) vs. Wasted Talent – 7:30 PM

Is A Really Bad Team actually… good? Led by Lauren Lutikoff, this team surprised everyone (and maybe themselves) with an opening-week win. They’ve already started the season by proving their name might just be a clever bit of irony.

Wasted Talent, captained by Martin Untch, is making their debut this week. Known more for their love of the sport than any real physical conditioning, they’ve come to prove that “talent” doesn’t need practice (or at least, that’s what they hope). They’ll be relying on instinct, luck, and perhaps the occasional missed shot from their opponents.

Prediction: A Really Bad Team stumbles but still pulls off a 4-3 win. Wasted Talent leaves it all on the field… and perhaps their breath, too.

Jaguars (1-0) vs. REDACTED (0-1) – 8:30 PM

The Jaguars, led by Guillermo Alvarez, are on a hot streak after Week 1, where they clawed their way to a strong victory. Known for their speed and agility, they’re a force to be reckoned with. Facing them is the mysterious [REDACTED] squad, a team that prefers to keep things – including their strategies – under wraps.

[REDACTED], led by Alyssa Tarter, is coming off a tough loss and is ready to prove they’re more than just a cryptic team name. If they can’t outplay the Jaguars, maybe they’ll just keep them guessing with their shadowy game plan. Expect secret hand signals and coded cheers from the bench.

Prediction: Jaguars leap ahead with a 5-2 win, as [REDACTED] leaves the field with everyone still wondering what exactly they’re hiding.

Arse ‘N All (0-1) vs. Serb Patrol (0-1) – 9:30 PM

Closing out Week 2, we have Arse ‘N All vs. Serb Patrol. Both teams are hungry for redemption after a rocky start. Arse ‘N All, led by Mellyssa Adams, might have a funny name, but last week’s loss was no joke. They’re ready to turn things around – if they can focus on the ball rather than trading witty banter.

Meanwhile, Serb Patrol, led by Ognjen Krco, is looking to bounce back with their famed defensive tactics. Last season’s top finisher is uncharacteristically winless, and they’re itching to reclaim their reputation. It’s a battle of pride, tactics, and likely a few hard fouls.

Prediction: Serb Patrol locks it down with a gritty 3-1 victory, restoring their status while Arse ‘N All debates whether their name is bad luck.

And there you have it, folks – your full slate of Week 2 matchups at Akron Indoor Soccer!

Bring your best cheer, a sense of humor, and maybe a couple of band-aids because Week 2 promises more action, drama, and surprises than a penalty shootout. Stay hydrated, bring the snacks, and remember: it’s all about the love of the game (and maybe a little bit about winning).

Thursday Night Men’s League Recap: Nail-Biters, Blowouts, and Fierce Competitions

The Thursday Night Men’s League at Akron Indoor Soccer delivered another exhilarating round of games, with tight finishes, offensive explosions, and standout performances that had fans buzzing. From underdog triumphs to high-scoring routs, here’s how the action unfolded.

Unatletico Madrid Slips Past Off Your Trolley

The week opened with an intense duel between Unatletico Madrid and Off Your Trolley. Both teams came into the match with something to prove, and it showed in their gritty performances. Unatletico Madrid capitalized on an early lead and held firm against a late surge from Off Your Trolley to secure a narrow 4-3 victory. It was a game of fine margins, with Unatletico’s defense stepping up in the closing minutes to deny a determined Trolley side looking for an equalizer. This win gives Unatletico momentum heading into the next round of play.

Red Star Outguns The Knickers in Scoring Frenzy

In a high-octane affair, Red Star outlasted The Knickers, 10-7, in a game that saw goals raining in from all angles. Both teams showcased their offensive firepower, trading blows throughout the match, but Red Star’s ability to maintain composure in key moments proved the difference. While The Knickers kept the pressure on with a relentless attack, Red Star’s clinical finishing ensured they stayed just out of reach. This game highlighted the depth of both squads and promises future fireworks as they vie for dominance in the standings.

BFC Demolishes The Dudes in One-Sided Affair

BFC delivered the night’s most dominant performance, overwhelming The Dudes with a staggering 15-3 victory. From the opening whistle, BFC asserted their dominance, executing a fast-paced, cohesive game plan that left The Dudes struggling to keep up. Despite flashes of promise, The Dudes couldn’t match the precision and efficiency of BFC’s attack, as the scoreline steadily widened. For BFC, this emphatic win cements their reputation as one of the league’s most dangerous teams. Meanwhile, The Dudes will be looking to regroup and rebound in the coming weeks.

Jaguares FC Claws Past Rahas Paws

In the night’s finale, Jaguares FC claimed a 9-6 victory over Rahas Paws in a thrilling back-and-forth contest. Both teams showed flair and creativity in their attacks, with Rahas Paws keeping things close thanks to some dazzling individual plays. However, Jaguares FC’s ability to capitalize on key moments—particularly in the second half—allowed them to pull away and secure the win. The game was a testament to both teams’ determination, with Jaguares’ chemistry and teamwork ultimately proving decisive.

Looking Ahead

While Thursday’s games brought plenty of action, the league’s attention now turns to Monday night, where Off Your Trolley will face Veracruz in a must-watch matchup. Off Your Trolley will look to rebound from their narrow loss earlier in the week, while Veracruz aims to make their mark as a contender in the league.

With every week, the Thursday Night Men’s League continues to heat up, setting the stage for more unforgettable battles in Akron Indoor Soccer.

Wednesday Night Women’s League Recap: Scorchers, Thrillers, and a Strawberry Tsunami

Week 2 of Akron Indoor Soccer’s Wednesday Night Women’s League brought everything fans could want: jaw-dropping goals, defensive showdowns, and a few moments of, let’s just call it, “creative footwork.” Here’s a recap of the action-packed night, complete with game highlights and some surprising twists.

Fireballs 2.0 (0-2) vs Kent (1-1)

Score: 4 – 6

The night kicked off with Fireballs 2.0 facing off against Kent in a high-energy battle that featured more twists than a daytime soap. Fireballs 2.0 came in determined to get their first win, and they threw everything into it—diving saves, mid-air kicks, and a few plays that probably should’ve been called for gymnastics points.

Kent, however, played it cool. Their steady offense and knack for finding openings led them to an impressive six goals, proving that sometimes, slow and steady really does win the race. Fireballs had a strong showing, but they were just outmatched by Kent’s “Ground and Pound” strategy, which seemed to involve keeping the ball on the ground and finding gaps like they were playing a game of soccer chess. Kent’s mid-game adjustments were the key, as they countered Fireballs’ “Flaming Front” offense to snatch their first win of the season.

GFS (1-1) vs Buckeye Bullets (2-0)

Score: 3 – 8

GFS came into this game riding high after their Week 1 victory, but they quickly ran into a Buckeye Bullets team that’s starting to look like an early season juggernaut. The Buckeye Bullets’ “Blitz and Boom” offense was in full swing, peppering GFS with shots from every conceivable angle. GFS’s defense worked overtime, but the relentless attacks proved too much to handle.

The Bullets’ star striker was unstoppable, netting several breakaway goals that sent the crowd into a frenzy. GFS did manage to put three on the board, mostly thanks to a brilliant midfield setup play they’ve been working on in practice. Despite their efforts, the Buckeye Bullets were just too fast, too organized, and maybe even a little too enthusiastic, improving to 2-0 and sending a clear message that they’re a force to be reckoned with.

BB2 (0-1) vs Susserfuss – Vanilla (1-1)

Score: 6 – 15

In what turned out to be the night’s most high-scoring affair, Susserfuss – Vanilla unleashed an offensive hurricane against BB2, notching a whopping 15 goals in a game that had fans wondering if Vanilla’s players had springs in their cleats. This was a complete offensive clinic, with Vanilla’s forwards executing the rarely-seen “Triangle Tango” flawlessly. BB2 fought valiantly, finding the net six times themselves, mostly off quick counters and a few defensive lapses by Vanilla.

Despite the scoreline, BB2 had their moments, with their goalkeeper making several acrobatic saves and their midfield showing off some serious tenacity. But Vanilla’s relentless pressure and their “Scoops and Swerves” tactic—known for its ability to befuddle defenders—proved impossible to overcome. It’s safe to say that Susserfuss – Vanilla has found their offensive rhythm and isn’t planning on slowing down.

The Plastics (1-1) vs Susserfuss – Chocolate (2-0)

Score: 4 – 5

In what was arguably the night’s most thrilling showdown, The Plastics and Susserfuss – Chocolate duked it out in a game that came down to the final seconds. The Plastics started strong with their “Perfect Line” formation, which they’re known to pull off with uncanny precision. Chocolate, however, countered with a defense-first approach, determined to keep The Plastics from getting into any rhythm.

It was a back-and-forth affair, with both teams showing off impressive ball control and a willingness to take risks. The Plastics managed to equalize twice, but Chocolate pulled ahead with a final goal that left fans gasping and The Plastics scrambling for a last-ditch response. Despite a valiant effort, The Plastics couldn’t quite get the equalizer, giving Chocolate their second win of the season and a perfect record.

Susserfuss – Strawberry (1-1) vs MissFits (0-1)

Score: 15 – 0

Susserfuss – Strawberry brought the fire and maybe a little too much sugar to their game against MissFits, handing out a 15-0 shutout that can only be described as a “Strawberry Tsunami.” The Strawberry squad was relentless, scoring from every position on the field with an offensive display that might make any team nervous.

MissFits, unfortunately, never found their footing, despite a few commendable defensive stands and an impressive save or two from their keeper. They struggled to keep up with Strawberry’s speed and flair, which included some dazzling dribbling displays that had the crowd applauding and the scoreboard ticking up at a rapid rate. By the end, the scoreboard told a clear story: Strawberry is back in the mix with a win that will surely boost their confidence for next week, while MissFits will regroup and look to find their footing moving forward.

Game Tonight: Sharp Shooters (1-0) vs Y-Town (0-1)

6:30 PM

Tonight’s bonus action brings us Sharp Shooters versus Y-Town. The Sharp Shooters are coming off a decisive Week 1 win and are known for their precise passing and pinpoint shooting. Y-Town, meanwhile, is eager to bounce back after a tough opening loss. This matchup promises to be a defensive duel, as Y-Town will look to rein in the Sharp Shooters’ high-octane offense.

Summary:

It was a night of high scores, close calls, and one very determined Strawberry squad. Susserfuss – Vanilla and Chocolate came away victorious, proving that it’s the season of sweet success for the Susserfuss teams, while Buckeye Bullets look nearly unstoppable. As we head into Week 3, the stakes are rising, and so are the rivalries. See you next week for more unpredictable drama and some very intense goal celebrations!