Sunday Night Coed Soccer League: Jaguars Are Session One Champions

The first session of the Sunday Night Coed Soccer League at Akron Indoor came to an end with some thrilling matches and surprising results. Here is a summary of the final standings and the highlights of the last games.

Final Standings

RankTeamPointsGD
1Jaguars (9-1)2755
2Zubris (8-2)2436
3Merica (7-2-1)2244
4Chill FC (7-2)2120
5Serb Patrol (6-3-1)1947
6Nameless (5-5)150
7Team Dauberman (4-5-1)130
8A Really Bad Team (3-6-1)100
9Un-Zippers (2-8)6-27
10Arse ‘N All (1-9)3-73
11[REDACTED] (0-9)0-101

Game Highlights

[REDACTED] vs A Really Bad Team

[REDACTED] had a dismal session, losing all their games and conceding a whopping 101 goals. Their last game was no different, as they were thrashed by A Really Bad Team, who despite their name, managed to finish in the top half of the table. A Really Bad Team scored 15 goals, with their striker netting a hat-trick and their goalkeeper chipping in with two goals from long range. [REDACTED] scored four consolation goals, but it was not enough to avoid the wooden spoon.

Arse ‘N All vs Un-Zippers

Arse ‘N All also had a poor session, winning only one game and suffering heavy defeats. Their final game was against Un-Zippers, who were also struggling to find form. Un-Zippers dominated the game, scoring 11 goals and keeping a clean sheet until the last minute, when Arse ‘N All scored three quick goals to reduce the margin. Un-Zippers finished in ninth place, while Arse ‘N All ended up in tenth.

Merica vs Zubris

The game of the week was between Merica and Zubris, who were both vying for the second spot behind the Jaguars. The game was a close contest, with both teams showing great skill and teamwork. Merica took the lead in the first half, scoring four goals, but Zubris fought back in the second half, scoring five goals to level the score. The game was decided in the last minute, when Merica scored a stunning goal from a corner kick, securing the win and the third place. Zubris had to settle for the second place, but they can be proud of their performance.

Serb Patrol vs Chill FC

Another exciting game was between Serb Patrol and Chill FC, who were both in the hunt for the fourth place. The game was a high-scoring affair, with both teams scoring nine goals each in the first half. The second half was more defensive, with only one goal scored by Chill FC, who edged out Serb Patrol by a narrow margin. Chill FC finished in fourth place, while Serb Patrol finished in fifth.

Jaguars vs Nameless

The last game of the session was between the Jaguars and Nameless, who were both assured of their positions in the table. The Jaguars were the undisputed champions of the session, winning nine out of ten games and scoring 55 goals. Nameless were a solid team, finishing in sixth place and breaking even on goal difference. The game was a close one, with both teams scoring seven goals each in the first half. The Jaguars showed their class in the second half, scoring two more goals and holding off Nameless, who scored one more goal. The Jaguars claimed the Sunday Night Coed Session One Championship with a 9-7 win, while Nameless gave them a tough fight.


Session Two starts February 4th and then there is an open week due to the Super Bowl.